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Rudest Citizens: 61stFattest Citizens: 63rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65th
The Robocracy of
Capitalizt
Omnia Merdae Sunt
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Awesomeland

Population32.472 billion

CapitalThe Mountainhome
LeaderFriend Computer

CurrencyShiny
Animalkiller carp

The Robocracy of Awesomeland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Friend Computer with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.472 billion Awesomelandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mountainhome. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Awesomelandian economy, worth an astonishing 16,598 trillion Shinies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 511,170 Shinies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,514,507 per year while the poor average 59,339, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

Friend Computer is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Awesomeland's national animal is the killer carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Awesomeland is ranked 332,608th in the world and 18,014th in Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates, with -9.65 Effective Tax Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 61stFattest Citizens: 63rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65thMost Armed: 86thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 92ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 113thMost Scientifically Advanced: 162ndHighest Crime Rates: 170thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 209thLargest Retail Industry: 290thMost Avoided: 292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 347thHighest Economic Output: 349thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 443rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 554thLargest Insurance Industry: 577thHighest Average Incomes: 654thMost Efficient Economies: 685thSmartest Citizens: 689thMost Secular: 699thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 864thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,321stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,402ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,716thLargest Mining Sector: 1,846thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,134thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,238thMost Cultured: 2,501stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,705thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,807thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,868thLargest Populations: 4,639thLargest Governments: 5,070thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,377thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,379thMost Patriotic: 6,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,213thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,614thMost Inclusive: 13,567thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,287thNudest: 16,280thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,302ndLargest Black Market: 20,188thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,176th
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 58th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75th in the regionMost Cultured: 110th in the regionLargest Populations: 128th in the regionMost Patriotic: 142nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 156th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 173rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 209th in the regionLargest Governments: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 279th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 321st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 452nd in the regionNudest: 591st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 627th in the regionLargest Black Market: 664th in the regionMost Inclusive: 719th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 720th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 822nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 909th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,158th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1,605th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Awesomeland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase.
  • : Awesomeland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, Friend Computer is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, Friend Computer's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.

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