The Robocracy of Awesomeland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Friend Computer with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.53 billion Awesomelandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mountainhome. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Awesomelandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,994 trillion Shinies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 424,754 Shinies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,991,780 per year while the poor average 54,004, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Friend Computer's bedroom, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Awesomeland with a very polite populace, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Awesomeland's national animal is the killer carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Awesomeland is ranked 23,944^th in the world and 780^th in Lazarus for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,726.92 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.