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Rudest Citizens: 117thFattest Citizens: 121stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 131st
The Robocracy of
Capitalizt
Omnia Merdae Sunt
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Awesomeland

Population23.53 billion

CapitalThe Mountainhome
LeaderFriend Computer

CurrencyShiny
Animalkiller carp

The Robocracy of Awesomeland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Friend Computer with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.53 billion Awesomelandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mountainhome. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Awesomelandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,994 trillion Shinies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 424,754 Shinies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,991,780 per year while the poor average 54,004, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Friend Computer's bedroom, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Awesomeland with a very polite populace, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Awesomeland's national animal is the killer carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Awesomeland is ranked 23,944th in the world and 780th in Lazarus for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,726.92 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 117thFattest Citizens: 121stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 131stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rdMost Armed: 170thHighest Disposable Incomes: 217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 239thHighest Crime Rates: 316thLargest Retail Industry: 449thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 491stLargest Information Technology Sector: 524thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 583rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 586thHighest Economic Output: 634thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 686thMost Avoided: 702ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 749thHighest Average Incomes: 754thLargest Insurance Industry: 916thSmartest Citizens: 1,042ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,488thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,726thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,803rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,142ndMost Secular: 2,185thLargest Mining Sector: 2,295thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,305thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,536thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,741stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,453rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,238thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,289thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,969thLargest Populations: 6,496thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,515thMost Patriotic: 11,835thLargest Black Market: 12,472ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,680thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,737thMost Inclusive: 16,924thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,944thHighest Drug Use: 25,618th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 72nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 85th in the regionMost Secular: 87th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 108th in the regionMost Cultured: 119th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 138th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 155th in the regionLargest Populations: 178th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 246th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 285th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 345th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 411th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 438th in the regionMost Patriotic: 545th in the regionLargest Black Market: 554th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 600th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Awesomeland with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Friend Computer's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Friend Computer is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.

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