The Republic of Audioslavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 44.27 billion Audioslavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auran economy, worth a remarkable 3,696 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,505 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audioslavia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Audioslavia is ranked 296,828^th in the world and 47^th in Anaia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -15.72 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.