The Meme Distribution Centre of Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bubblegum Princess with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The democratic, humorless population of 25.677 billion sucrose-based lifeforms are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient sucrose-based economy, worth a remarkable 4,905 trillion ☉ Bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,037 ☉ Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms. Crime is totally unknown. Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms's national animal is the Mutagenic Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms is ranked 39,645^th in the world and 2,118^th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,151.25 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.