The American Example of Arrogant Diplomacy is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bozo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.92 billion Arrogant Diplomacyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jesterland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Arrogant Diplomacyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,948 trillion Lacks of Tact a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 229,482 Lacks of Tact, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,058,782 per year while the poor average 30,064, a ratio of 35.2 to 1.

Books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, one can wake up in Arrogant Diplomacy and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Arrogant Diplomacy's national animal is the Buffoon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Clowns.

Arrogant Diplomacy is ranked 7,330^th in the world and 570^th in NationStates for Most Corrupt Governments, with 183.36 kickbacks per hour.