The Libertarian States of Archipel Sempi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jeanquis Vainquis-Saintouis with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.655 billion Sempi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dura Boru. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sempi economy, worth 490 trillion Quesas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,469 Quesas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, President Jeanquis Vainquis-Saintouis's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and fat-shaming is now public policy. Crime is totally unknown. Archipel Sempi's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No Religion.

Archipel Sempi is ranked 127,667^th in the world and 1,617^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,875.17 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.