The Libertarian States of Archipel Sempi is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Jeanquis Vainquis-Saintouis with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.666 billion Sempi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dura Boru. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sempi economy, worth 492 trillion Quesas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,469 Quesas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, President Jeanquis Vainquis-Saintouis's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and fat-shaming is now public policy. Crime is totally unknown. Archipel Sempi's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No Religion.

Archipel Sempi is ranked 60,247^th in the world and 780^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 105,469.28 Standard Monetary Units.