The Former Osarian Dominion of Aquillian is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Horace Daley with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.58 billion Aquillianos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genesia. The average income tax rate is 6.4%.

The very strong Aquilliano economy, worth a remarkable 2,454 trillion Aquilliano Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 82,992 Aquilliano Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the entire entry for Aquillian in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aquillian's national animal is the Aquioran, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aquillian is ranked 330,311^th in the world and 44^th in Rushmore for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -20.74 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.