Population | 32.372 billion |
Capital | Varheim City |
Leader | Lord Darius Varheim |
Faith | The Church of Saraya |
Currency | Varheim |
Animal | Panda |
The Dictatorship of Ameriganastan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Darius Varheim with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.372 billion Ameriganis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varheim City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ameriganastanian economy, worth an astonishing 16,044 trillion Varheims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 495,632 Varheims, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,798,797 per year while the poor average 97,263, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.
The government is a law unto itself, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Ameriganastan after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameriganastan's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Saraya.
Ameriganastan is ranked 196th in the world and 4th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 251.02 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Ameriganastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Ameriganastan after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
- : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
- : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, the government is a law unto itself.
- : Ameriganastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
- : Ameriganastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Ameriganastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Ameriganastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.