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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th Lowest Crime Rates: 116th Largest Agricultural Sector: 128th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Crush the fools and glory shall be yours.
Lord Cody Wayne Lowery
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ameriganastan

Population21.677 billion

CapitalLowery City
LeaderLord Cody Wayne Lowery
FaithThe church of Saraya

CurrencyCody
AnimalPanda

The Dictatorship of Ameriganastan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Cody Wayne Lowery with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.677 billion Ameriganis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowery City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameriganastanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,561 trillion Codies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 394,945 Codies, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, in a fit of passion Lord Cody Wayne Lowery has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameriganastan's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The church of Saraya.

Ameriganastan is ranked 459th in the world and 9th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 36,480.84 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12thLowest Crime Rates: 116thLargest Agricultural Sector: 128thMost Corrupt Governments: 131stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 143rdLargest Black Market: 186thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 459thHighest Economic Output: 459thLargest Governments: 495thLargest Insurance Industry: 529thHighest Average Incomes: 569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 616thHighest Average Tax Rates: 721stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 894thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,027thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,309thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,555thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,798thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,923rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,175thMost Primitive: 2,366thMost Stationary: 2,403rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,564thMost Conservative: 4,009thLargest Populations: 4,099thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,142ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,738thMost Devout: 5,096thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,811thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,054thMost Influential: 7,807thMost Authoritarian: 8,775thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,200thSmartest Citizens: 10,485thHealthiest Citizens: 13,403rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,794thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,374thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,629th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ameriganastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Ameriganastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, in a fit of passion Lord Cody Wayne Lowery has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
  • : Ameriganastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.

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