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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th Lowest Crime Rates: 119th Most Corrupt Governments: 134th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Crush the fools and glory shall be yours.
Lord Cody Wayne Lowery
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ameriganastan

Population22.794 billion

CapitalLowery City
LeaderLord Cody Wayne Lowery
FaithThe church of Saraya

CurrencyCody
AnimalPanda

The Dictatorship of Ameriganastan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Cody Wayne Lowery with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.794 billion Ameriganis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowery City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameriganastanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,122 trillion Codies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 400,201 Codies, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, in a fit of passion Lord Cody Wayne Lowery has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameriganastan's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The church of Saraya.

Ameriganastan is ranked 50,875th in the world and 65th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 97.58 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13thLowest Crime Rates: 119thMost Corrupt Governments: 134thLargest Agricultural Sector: 135thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 135thLargest Black Market: 177thHighest Economic Output: 439thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 450thLargest Governments: 499thLargest Insurance Industry: 515thMost Advanced Public Transport: 538thHighest Average Incomes: 579thHighest Average Tax Rates: 724thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 727thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 949thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,457thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,639thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,785thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,861stLargest Mining Sector: 2,047thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,235thMost Stationary: 2,279thMost Primitive: 2,530thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,222ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,237thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,715thLargest Populations: 3,923rdMost Conservative: 4,057thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,608thMost Devout: 4,919thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,290thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,300thMost Influential: 7,361stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,143rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 8,659thSmartest Citizens: 9,953rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,849thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,014thHealthiest Citizens: 13,332ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,948thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,476th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, in a fit of passion Lord Cody Wayne Lowery has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
  • : Ameriganastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Ameriganastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Ameriganastan lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Ameriganastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Ameriganastan's influence in The Alliance of Dictators rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Ameriganastan, the government is a law unto itself.

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