The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 50.905 billion Allaneans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 19,074 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 374,698 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,120,753 per year while the poor average 32,436, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 167,876^th in the world and 3^rd in Greater Prussia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,099.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.