The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a behemoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 51.038 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 19,152 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 375,258 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,123,924 per year while the poor average 32,485, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper, international tribunals are called when King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky breaks wind, male tourists tend to be fearful of Allanea's deadly femme fatales, and the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 316,721^st in the world and 6^th in Greater Prussia for Longest Average Lifespans, with 21.14 years.