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Allanea was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 461
Largest Populations: 163rdFattest Citizens: 170thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172nd
The Free Kingdom of
Capitalizt
From our cold, dead fingers
Influence
Power
Governor
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Allanea

Population45.415 billion

CapitalLiberty-City
LeaderKing Alexander Blaken-Kazansky

Currencyreichskamphenite crown
Animalbald eagle

The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 45.415 billion Allaneans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 16,947 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 373,167 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,063,215 per year while the poor average 34,036, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, third world countries are rich in "I Love Liberty-City" t-shirts, Allanea isn't what it used to be, and King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 306,938th in the world and 7th in Greater Prussia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.98 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Populations: 163rdFattest Citizens: 170thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 185thHighest Economic Output: 222ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 304thHighest Disposable Incomes: 346thLargest Gambling Industry: 356thMost Avoided: 382ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 541stMost Armed: 579thMost Stationary: 580thLargest Mining Sector: 590thHighest Crime Rates: 592ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 640thRudest Citizens: 649thLargest Insurance Industry: 843rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,077thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,351stHighest Average Incomes: 1,377thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,806thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,914thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,946thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,025thMost Efficient Economies: 2,359thLargest Retail Industry: 2,726thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,782ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,233rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,994thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,347thMost Patriotic: 4,431stSmartest Citizens: 5,124thMost Influential: 5,854thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,518thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,834thLargest Governments: 9,042ndMost Cultured: 9,280thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,680thMost Secular: 16,363rdLargest Black Market: 20,203rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,488thMost Pro-Market: 28,689thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,280th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, Allanea isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, third world countries are rich in "I Love Liberty-City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Allanea updated the World Factbook entry in Greater Prussia.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Allaneans any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, vacationing Allaneans expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, war vets look after war animals.

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