The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.036 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 12,736 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 363,520 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,945,559 per year while the poor average 35,568, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 161,032^nd in the world and 12^th in Greater Prussia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -55.68 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.