The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.781 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 14,243 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 367,284 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,934,752 per year while the poor average 37,154, a ratio of 52.1 to 1.

It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Allanean restaurants, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 946^th in the world and 1^st in Greater Prussia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 11,303.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.