The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.787 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 13,008 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 363,508 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,961,184 per year while the poor average 34,964, a ratio of 56.1 to 1.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Liberty-City with effluent, and alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 8,246^th in the world and 8^th in Greater Prussia for Most Cultured, scoring 118 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.