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Fattest Citizens: 139thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 190th
The Free Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
From our cold, dead fingers
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Allanea

Population38.781 billion

CapitalLiberty-City
LeaderKing Alexander Blaken-Kazansky

Currencyreichskamphenite crown
Animalbald eagle

The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.781 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 14,243 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 367,284 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,934,752 per year while the poor average 37,154, a ratio of 52.1 to 1.

It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Allanean restaurants, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 946th in the world and 1st in Greater Prussia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 11,303.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Fattest Citizens: 139thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 190thHighest Economic Output: 203rdLargest Populations: 251stMost Avoided: 263rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 340thHighest Disposable Incomes: 344thLargest Gambling Industry: 366thLargest Mining Sector: 395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 440thRudest Citizens: 482ndHighest Crime Rates: 524thMost Armed: 550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 571stMost Stationary: 678thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 887thLargest Insurance Industry: 946thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,001stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,038thHighest Average Incomes: 1,073rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,418thMost Efficient Economies: 1,447thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,713thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,780thLargest Retail Industry: 1,881stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,161stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,546thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,135thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,624thSmartest Citizens: 4,518thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,486thMost Influential: 6,921stLargest Governments: 8,187thMost Cultured: 8,830thLargest Black Market: 10,340thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,611thMost Secular: 15,397thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,451stHighest Drug Use: 18,838thMost Pro-Market: 19,890thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,482nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Allanean restaurants.
  • : Allanea's influence in Greater Prussia rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.

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