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Most Efficient Economies: 59th Fattest Citizens: 117th Highest Economic Output: 187th
The Free Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
From our cold, dead fingers
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Allanea

Population35.787 billion

CapitalLiberty-City
LeaderKing Alexander Blaken-Kazansky

Currencyreichskamphenite crown
Animalbald eagle

The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.787 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 13,008 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 363,508 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,961,184 per year while the poor average 34,964, a ratio of 56.1 to 1.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Liberty-City with effluent, and alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 8,246th in the world and 8th in Greater Prussia for Most Cultured, scoring 118 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Efficient Economies: 59thFattest Citizens: 117thHighest Economic Output: 187thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 197thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 223rdMost Avoided: 239thLargest Populations: 265thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 268thHighest Disposable Incomes: 317thLargest Mining Sector: 351stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 370thLargest Gambling Industry: 390thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 393rdRudest Citizens: 395thMost Armed: 478thHighest Crime Rates: 481stMost Stationary: 752ndHighest Average Incomes: 819thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 826thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 839thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 926thLargest Insurance Industry: 975thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,126thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,298thLargest Retail Industry: 1,447thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,545thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,719thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,827thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,895thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,993rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,153rdSmartest Citizens: 4,159thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,921stMost Influential: 5,800thLargest Black Market: 6,530thLargest Governments: 7,429thMost Cultured: 8,246thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,657thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,347thHighest Drug Use: 10,032ndMost Pro-Market: 11,549thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,572ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,572ndMost Secular: 12,805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,915th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Allanea lodged a message on the Greater Prussia Regional Message Board.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Liberty-City with effluent.

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