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Most Efficient Economies: 60th Fattest Citizens: 118th Highest Economic Output: 192nd
The Free Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
From our cold, dead fingers
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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Allanea

Population35.036 billion

CapitalLiberty-City
LeaderKing Alexander Blaken-Kazansky

Currencyreichskamphenite crown
Animalbald eagle

The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.036 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 12,736 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 363,520 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,945,559 per year while the poor average 35,568, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 161,032nd in the world and 12th in Greater Prussia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -55.68 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 60thFattest Citizens: 118thHighest Economic Output: 192ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 202ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 227thMost Avoided: 243rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 264thLargest Populations: 265thHighest Disposable Incomes: 314thRudest Citizens: 350thLargest Mining Sector: 358thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 378thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 381stLargest Gambling Industry: 394thHighest Crime Rates: 446thMost Armed: 450thMost Stationary: 762ndHighest Average Incomes: 783rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 821stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 850thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 903rdLargest Insurance Industry: 958thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,135thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,301stLargest Retail Industry: 1,377thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,487thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,780thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,782ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,815thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,941stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,162ndSmartest Citizens: 4,113thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,871stMost Influential: 6,039thLargest Black Market: 6,233rdLargest Governments: 7,447thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,241stMost Cultured: 8,509thHighest Drug Use: 9,514thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,745thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,527thMost Pro-Market: 11,061stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,305thMost Secular: 13,063rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, immigrants who don't like the taste of Allanean Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.

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