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Fattest Citizens: 133rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 143rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 189th
The Free Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
From our cold, dead fingers
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Allanea

Population37.333 billion

CapitalLiberty-City
LeaderKing Alexander Blaken-Kazansky

Currencyreichskamphenite crown
Animalbald eagle

The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 37.333 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 13,695 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 366,836 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,995,232 per year while the poor average 34,676, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 189th in the world and 2nd in Greater Prussia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 30,331.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 133rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 143rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 189thHighest Economic Output: 198thLargest Populations: 255thMost Avoided: 256thHighest Disposable Incomes: 344thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 365thLargest Gambling Industry: 373rdLargest Mining Sector: 376thRudest Citizens: 432ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 434thHighest Crime Rates: 519thMost Armed: 529thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 601stMost Stationary: 712thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 874thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 927thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 956thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,005thHighest Average Incomes: 1,023rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,333rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,351stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,658thLargest Retail Industry: 1,699thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,822ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,079thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,358thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,893rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,960thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,372ndSmartest Citizens: 4,346thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,853rdMost Influential: 6,799thLargest Governments: 7,733rdMost Cultured: 8,485thLargest Black Market: 8,653rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,544thMost Secular: 14,572ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,395thHighest Drug Use: 15,437thMost Pro-Market: 15,480thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,059th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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