The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.177 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 14,011 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 367,022 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,999,494 per year while the poor average 34,571, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

Grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, and public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 230,511^th in the world and 8^th in Greater Prussia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -51.38 on the Clooney Contribution Index.