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Fattest Citizens: 135thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 144thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 184th
The Free Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
From our cold, dead fingers
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population38.177 billion

LeaderKing Alexander Blaken-Kazansky

Currencyreichskamphenite crown
Animalbald eagle

The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.177 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 14,011 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 367,022 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,999,494 per year while the poor average 34,571, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

Grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, and public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 230,511th in the world and 8th in Greater Prussia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -51.38 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Fattest Citizens: 135thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 144thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 184thHighest Economic Output: 200thLargest Populations: 251stMost Avoided: 257thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 336thHighest Disposable Incomes: 337thLargest Gambling Industry: 361stLargest Mining Sector: 399thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 437thRudest Citizens: 461stHighest Crime Rates: 509thMost Armed: 520thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 537thMost Stationary: 692ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 880thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 976thLargest Insurance Industry: 985thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,018thHighest Average Incomes: 1,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,385thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,414thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,437thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,693rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,754thLargest Retail Industry: 1,818thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,079thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,155thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,474thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,063rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,502ndSmartest Citizens: 4,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,306thMost Influential: 6,955thLargest Governments: 8,067thMost Cultured: 8,766thLargest Black Market: 9,684thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,706thMost Secular: 15,397thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,031stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,442ndHighest Drug Use: 18,727thMost Pro-Market: 18,803rd

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