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Most Efficient Economies: 61st Fattest Citizens: 115th Highest Economic Output: 183rd
The Free Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
From our cold, dead fingers
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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Allanea

Population34.495 billion

CapitalLiberty-City
LeaderKing Alexander Blaken-Kazansky

Currencyreichskamphenite crown
Animalbald eagle

The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.495 billion Allaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 12,539 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 363,504 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,945,474 per year while the poor average 35,566, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", immigrants who don't like the taste of Allanean Turnip Chips are immediately deported, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 171,558th in the world and 12th in Greater Prussia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -88.6 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 61stFattest Citizens: 115thHighest Economic Output: 183rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 197thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 229thMost Avoided: 243rdLargest Populations: 266thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 276thHighest Disposable Incomes: 312thRudest Citizens: 337thLargest Mining Sector: 360thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 397thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 398thLargest Gambling Industry: 399thMost Armed: 485thHighest Crime Rates: 503rdMost Stationary: 772ndHighest Average Incomes: 778thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 895thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 906thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 916thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,114thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,306thLargest Retail Industry: 1,328thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,678thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,813thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,928thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,910thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,238thSmartest Citizens: 4,098thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,772ndMost Influential: 6,010thLargest Black Market: 6,144thLargest Governments: 7,501stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,580thTop
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Most Cultured: 8,674thHighest Drug Use: 8,874thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,105thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,291stMost Pro-Market: 10,584thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,668thMost Secular: 13,187thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,034th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, immigrants who don't like the taste of Allanean Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.

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