The Democratic Republic of All are Equal is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barbara Flaherty with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.856 billion All are Equailians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coprigadam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient All are Equalian economy, worth a remarkable 6,680 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 336,460 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All are Equal's national animal is the Porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

All are Equal is ranked 808^th in the world and 1^st in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Poor Incomes, with 302,424.24 Standard Monetary Units.