The Democratic Republic of All are Equal is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barbara Flaherty with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.948 billion All are Equailians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coprigadam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient All are Equalian economy, worth a remarkable 6,723 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 337,056 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All are Equal's national animal is the Porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

All are Equal is ranked 75,306^th in the world and 28^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 69.5 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.