The Democratic Republic of All are Equal is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barbara Flaherty with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.814 billion All are Equailians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coprigadam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient All are Equalian economy, worth a remarkable 6,665 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 336,416 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, the government is plagued with uncertainty, moles make up an incredible part of the upper crust, and dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All are Equal's national animal is the Porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

All are Equal is ranked 5,203^rd in the world and 4^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 11,978.79 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.