The Galactic Republic of Alexzonya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Arthur Bailess with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.599 billion Arkasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horizon Center. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Arkasian economy, worth a remarkable 7,863 trillion Arkasian Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,903 Arkasian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, security reviews double as corporate marketing, and a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexzonya's national animal is the Horizon Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alexzonya is ranked 1,993^rd in the world and 68^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 71.28 average smiles per day.