The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.975 billion Valentians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 9,429 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 410,426 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, black gold is looking more brown these days, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.

Alanis Star is ranked 296^th in the world and 1^st in Esportiva for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 23,324.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.