The Joyeux Solarpunk Queendom of Alanis Star is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis S Coraline Taissa Harumi with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.365 billion Valentians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,215 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 300,780 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, military spending recently hit a new high, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.

Alanis Star is ranked 150,472^nd in the world and 5,009^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.