The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 17.702 billion Valentians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,869 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 388,087 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi has promised 'power to the puppies', cat memes without alt text are now illegal, and Alanis Star successfully hosted the Esportiva Olympics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.

Alanis Star is ranked 171^st in the world and 1^st in Esportiva for Lowest Crime Rates, with 257.02 law-abiding acts per hour.