The Clarissa's Vagrant Persona of Alanis Star is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis S Coraline Taissa Harumi with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.166 billion Valentians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 3,978 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 356,331 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.

Alanis Star is ranked 3,052^nd in the world and 3^rd in Esportiva for Highest Economic Output, with 3,978 trillion Standard Monetary Units.