The Clarissa's Vagrant Persona of Alanis Star is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis S Coraline Taissa Harumi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.09 billion Valentians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 5,273 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 374,242 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.

Alanis Star is ranked 273,654^th in the world and 192^nd in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.