The Clarissa's Joyeux Queendom of Alanis Star is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis S Coraline Taissa Harumi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.914 billion Valentians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 3,383 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 341,317 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers is a police state during international summits, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.

Alanis Star is ranked 39,960^th in the world and 17^th in Esportiva for Nudest, with 194.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.