| Population | 19.087 billion |
| Capital | Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers |
| Leader | Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi |
| Faith | Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy |
| Currency | Universal and Reliable Valentian Credit |
| Animal | Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld |
The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.087 billion Valentians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 7,542 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 395,179 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and the justice of Alanis Star is considered superior to that of other nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.
Alanis Star is ranked 147,342nd in the world and 23rd in Esportiva for Most Authoritarian, with 719.96 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, the justice of Alanis Star is considered superior to that of other nations.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
