The Clarissa's Joyeux Queendom of Alanis Star is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis S Coraline Taissa Harumi with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.493 billion Valentians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 3,218 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 339,074 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Clarissa Alanis S Coraline Taissa Harumi's questionably sane new coalition partners, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.

Alanis Star is ranked 153^rd in the world and 1^st in Esportiva for Most Developed, scoring 99.58 on the Human Development Index.