The Clarissa's Vagrant Persona of Alanis Star is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis S Coraline Taissa Harumi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.735 billion Valentians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 4,285 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 365,147 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Clarissa's Land Of Happiness And Cheers Times is sold out, and all the playground's a stage for Valentian schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.

Alanis Star is ranked 2,664^th in the world and 12^th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 326.83 Bank.