| Population | 10.889 billion |
| Capital | Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers |
| Leader | Clarissa Alanis S Coraline Taissa Harumi |
| Faith | Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy |
| Currency | Universal and Reliable Valentian Credit |
| Animal | Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld |
The Clarissa's Vagrant Persona of Alanis Star is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis S Coraline Taissa Harumi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.889 billion Valentians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 3,858 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 354,382 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.
Alanis Star is ranked 719th in the world and 2nd in Esportiva for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 9,291.94 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Alanis Star, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, socialism gives everyone a share of the economy's growing carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in Alanis Star, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
