The Empire of Agandur is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.05 billion Agandrians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Agandrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,308 trillion units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 327,409 units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,992,442 per year while the poor average 3,907, a ratio of 765 to 1.

Kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, you can't spell society without CIS, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Agandur's national animal is the two headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Agandur is ranked 2,342^nd in the world and 95^th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 327,409.41 Standard Monetary Units.