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Largest Black Market: 809thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 831stHighest Economic Output: 1,026th
The Democratic Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Respublika!
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Abanhfleft

Population33.42 billion

CapitalRiuwiee
LeaderPresident Rako Novoire
Faithnationalism

Currencynew penenk
AnimalAyatollah kingfisher

The Democratic Republic of Abanhfleft is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Rako Novoire with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 33.42 billion Fleftics are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riuwiee. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fleftic economy, worth a remarkable 9,171 trillion new penenks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 274,446 new penenks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through President Rako Novoire's window to draw attention to their issues, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abanhfleft's national animal is the Ayatollah kingfisher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is nationalism.

Abanhfleft is ranked 5,070th in the world and 8th in Antarctica for Most Cultured, scoring 166 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Black Market: 809thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 831stHighest Economic Output: 1,026thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,208thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,739thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,968thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,480thFattest Citizens: 2,502ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,687thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,983rdLargest Populations: 3,041stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,336thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,341stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,708thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,787thHighest Average Incomes: 3,860thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,202ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,727thMost Cultured: 5,070thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,467thMost Influential: 6,284thLargest Retail Industry: 6,377thLargest Governments: 6,385thRudest Citizens: 6,570thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,646thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,639thMost Efficient Economies: 7,806thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,007thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,981stLowest Crime Rates: 9,024thMost Stationary: 11,068thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,247thMost Developed: 11,907thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,924thMost Inclusive: 12,708thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,907thMost Armed: 13,240thHighest Food Quality: 13,522ndSmartest Citizens: 14,025thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,330thTop
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Most Secular: 16,295thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,431stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,449thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,540thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,712thMost Patriotic: 25,378th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombies.
  • : Abanhfleft was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Dominion of Toneor, curing 729 million infected.
  • : Abanhfleft was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Dominion of Toneor, curing 1,048 million infected.

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