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Largest Black Market: 527th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 683rd Most Efficient Economies: 684th
The Democratic Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Respublika!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Abanhfleft

Population23.084 billion

CapitalRiuwiee
LeaderPresident Rako Novoire
Faithnationalism

Currencynew penenk
AnimalAyatollah kingfisher

The Democratic Republic of Abanhfleft is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Rako Novoire with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.084 billion Fleftics are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riuwiee. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fleftic economy, worth a remarkable 5,777 trillion new penenks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,289 new penenks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through President Rako Novoire's window to draw attention to their issues, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abanhfleft's national animal is the Ayatollah kingfisher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is nationalism.

Abanhfleft is ranked 1,547th in the world and 3rd in Antarctica for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 9,465.11 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 527thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 683rdMost Efficient Economies: 684thHighest Economic Output: 1,076thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,202ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,547thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,821stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,998thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,014thFattest Citizens: 2,034thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,420thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,598thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,621stLargest Mining Sector: 2,637thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,732ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,793rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,404thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,469thLargest Populations: 3,633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,643rdMost Avoided: 3,665thLargest Retail Industry: 3,875thMost Cultured: 4,032ndRudest Citizens: 4,442ndLargest Governments: 4,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,367thLowest Crime Rates: 6,119thMost Influential: 6,461stLargest Gambling Industry: 6,555thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,015thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,569thMost Inclusive: 9,513thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,978thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,067thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,176thSmartest Citizens: 12,226thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,706thMost Secular: 12,885thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,005thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,199th
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through President Rako Novoire's window to draw attention to their issues.
  • : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns.
  • : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, screenwriters and actors seem to be in short supply these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
  • : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
  • : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, all footpaths have tollbooths.

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