The Serene Empire of Aazeronia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Alexander VIII with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.299 billion Aazeronians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aazeron. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Aazeronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion Aazers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 150,741 Aazers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 488,752 per year while the poor average 35,081, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aazeronia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aazeronia is ranked 299,045^th in the world and 16,463^rd in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.