The Ice Cold Beverage of -Coca Cola- is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.13 billion -Coca Cola-ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong -Coca Cola-ian economy, worth 173 trillion Coca Colas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,465 Coca Colas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Coca Cola-'s national animal is the Glass Bottle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-Coca Cola- is ranked 10,403^rd in the world and 542^nd in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.