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Rethan sing me lullabies so I can sleep. :3

Rethan wrote:

"Give me something red and raw," It said. "Something squirming." I took a cat and its litter, left them mewling in the attic as night closed. I heard a sound that might have been cracking ice and the smothering of something small. That night It whispered again.
"Give me something fertile," It said. "Something brooding." A mess not quite like tar was in my ear when I awoke. With wine and empty promises I lured my neighbour to my bed. I did not claim her, she was not mine to claim. Something that might be ink stained the sheets where she had slept. My stomach roiled when I awoke with a nausea that was not mine. Again and again, with colleague and lover and family I satiated It and in return I dreamt in monochrome and silence of something beautiful.
For It was hungry, and I gave It much to eat. For It was thirsty, and I gave It dreams to drink. For I was but a stranger, and It invited me in.
When It had swallowed all my world It whispered me again, saying:
"Take of me something rich and wanting." So I did fill my mouth with It, with tar and ink and glass. And when I had my fill I took a knife to my own self, and I did fill my mouth with all the skin and blood and bone I bore.
"Give me something red and raw," It said. "Something of yours." I ate and ate and ate until only It remained of me.

KITTENS WERE SACRIFICED?!

...You god damn monster. Damn you. Damn you to hell.

Rethan wrote:

"Give me something red and raw," It said. "Something squirming." I took a cat and its litter, left them mewling in the attic as night closed. I heard a sound that might have been cracking ice and the smothering of something small. That night It whispered again.
"Give me something fertile," It said. "Something brooding." A mess not quite like tar was in my ear when I awoke. With wine and empty promises I lured my neighbour to my bed. I did not claim her, she was not mine to claim. Something that might be ink stained the sheets where she had slept. My stomach roiled when I awoke with a nausea that was not mine. Again and again, with colleague and lover and family I satiated It and in return I dreamt in monochrome and silence of something beautiful.
For It was hungry, and I gave It much to eat. For It was thirsty, and I gave It dreams to drink. For I was but a stranger, and It invited me in.
When It had swallowed all my world It whispered me again, saying:
"Take of me something rich and wanting." So I did fill my mouth with It, with tar and ink and glass. And when I had my fill I took a knife to my own self, and I did fill my mouth with all the skin and blood and bone I bore.
"Give me something red and raw," It said. "Something of yours." I ate and ate and ate until only It remained of me.

Hey where can I get one of these convenient people disposal things...asking for a friend

>.>
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Greetings, Therapnes, and welcome to TLC! If you have not done so already, I would advise taking a look at The Local Cluster Mission Statement as well as the FT Advice and Assistance Thread. If you have any questions please feel free to field them here, send a telegram to one of our advisers, or drop-by our Internet Relay Chat channel (linked in the World Factbook Entry above).

Also: greetings, Dalalaur, even though you didn't stick around. :P

Xiscapia wrote:

The price is your immortal soul (plus $2.95 shipping and handling).

Unfortunately I am unable to pay that price as that has already been taken by my home region. May I offer cash? :p

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that Ceremonies of Day and Night is officially live :D Here is the OP: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=383184

I hope I didn't go overboard writing it, but I had a lot of fun with it ^^

The second formic empire wrote:

Unfortunately I am unable to pay that price as that has already been taken by my home region. May I offer cash? :p

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A CHARITY!?

Andromeda star union wrote:

*offers immortal soul*

Thank you for your purchase! Your item will appear spontaneously in your head within the next 48 hours. Please keep in mind that our team is not liable for any use of this product including but not limited to injury, death, development of misanthropy, loss of sanity, unexpected and unexplained obsessions, or summoning of eldritch creatures from beyond space. We hope you enjoy our product.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

-The "What The F*ck Is That" development team

Genomita wrote:

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that Ceremonies of Day and Night is officially live :D Here is the OP: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=383184
I hope I didn't go overboard writing it, but I had a lot of fun with it ^^

Yeesssss.

Xiscapia wrote:

Thank you for your purchase! Your item will appear spontaneously in your head within the next 48 hours. Please keep in mind that our team is not liable for any use of this product including but not limited to injury, death, development of misanthropy, loss of sanity, unexpected and unexplained obsessions, or summoning of eldritch creatures from beyond space. We hope you enjoy our product.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
-The "What The F*ck Is That" development team

*brain asplodes*

Senkaku wrote:

if anyone here lives in dallas i hope you're doing ok and safe and whatnot

ppl pls

no kill

Greetings, Glanodel, and welcome to TLC! If you have not done so already, I would advise taking a look at The Local Cluster Mission Statement as well as the FT Advice and Assistance Thread. If you have any questions please feel free to field them here, send a telegram to one of our advisers, or drop-by our Internet Relay Chat channel (linked in the World Factbook Entry above).

Again, welcome to The Local Cluster! :D

Hadevail wrote:

"I'm not going to sit around all day playing Destiny" I say as I do exactly that. Anyway, how's everyone doing?

For me it's CK2.

Hello

Vocenae wrote:

That is a funny way of spelling Rocket League.

I don't even know what that is.