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The Co-Prosperity Tetrasphere of The United Dominion

The United Dominion wrote:

And his eating habits.

Oh god don't get me started with his hygiene either ugh, I mean who does that with their own fingernails

Neornith wrote:

Oh god don't get me started with his hygiene either ugh, I mean who does that with their own fingernails

Have you seen his ears lately? Talk about "Heart of Darkness"

Neornith

The United Dominion wrote:

Have you seen his ears lately? Talk about "Heart of Darkness"

Yeah every time I see them I throw up a little in my mouth

Also I'm pretty sure he has fleas

They're not fleas... They're mites. >_>

Neornith

Kyrusia wrote:

They're not fleas... They're mites. >_>

Aren't scabies mites

Greetings, Frazetta, and welcome to TLC! If you have not done so already, I would advise taking a look at The Local Cluster Mission Statement as well as the FT Advice and Assistance Thread. If you have any questions please feel free to field them here, send a telegram to one of our advisers, or drop-by our Internet Relay Chat channel (linked in the World Factbook Entry above).

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Neornith wrote:

Aren't scabies mites

Strictly speaking: yes.

The forklis

Kyrusia wrote:

They're not fleas... They're mites. >_>

Whatever they are, they're about the size where some xenos would consider making a lobster dinner out of them.

Neornith

Senkaku wrote:

Whatever they are, they're about the size where some xenos would consider making a lobster dinner out of them.

You should have said crab dinner, missed opportunity Senka

Neornith wrote:

You should have said crab dinner, missed opportunity Senka

Having had to kill several that dropped off Kyru and fell near my house, I can assure you they are more similar to lobsters and impervious to all but the heaviest cannon rounds.

The Imperial Star Republic of Vocenae

When they bit did they make people swell up and explode?

Vocenae wrote:

When they bit did they make people swell up and explode?

It was less biting than burrowing, really.

Neornith

The Co-Prosperity Tetrasphere of The United Dominion

Senkaku wrote:

Having had to kill several that dropped off Kyru and fell near my house, I can assure you they are more similar to lobsters and impervious to all but the heaviest cannon rounds.

You're not using enough dakka then
If the gun isn't big enough then you fire enough volume where the target is sufficiently smothered with bullets that they suffocate

Senkaku wrote:

It was less biting than burrowing, really.

As the writhing, teeming mass of Kyrulobsters swarmed over the outer perimeter, we saw the defenders recoil in horror.

"Stay calm! Use your flame guns!" shouted the commander, but to no avail.

It is well known that Kyrusia uses psychic terror to paralyze his prey, and then carefully implants ravenous larvae in the brains of his still-conscious victims. Even with the best weapons, only the most disciplined troops can resist this horrific attack.

The Imperial Star Republic of Vocenae

Senkaku wrote:

It was less biting than burrowing, really.

*sigh*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRzjSsXw9PU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUbplahEBfQ

...I am LOLing so hard right now.

The forklis

Neornith

Kyrusia wrote:

...I am sobbing uncontrollably so hard right now.

Fixed

The forklis

Vocenae wrote:

*sigh*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRzjSsXw9PU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUbplahEBfQ

"movies senka hasn't watched, entry 4110146"

Greetings, Aevir, and welcome to TLC! If you have not done so already, I would advise taking a look at The Local Cluster Mission Statement as well as the FT Advice and Assistance Thread. If you have any questions please feel free to field them here, send a telegram to one of our advisers, or drop-by our Internet Relay Chat channel (linked in the World Factbook Entry above).

Again, welcome to The Local Cluster! :D

The forklis

The Imperial Star Republic of Vocenae

IT'S SNOWING

IN SEATTLE

FOR MORE THAN LIKE 5 MINUTES

*screams*