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Bralia wrote:

I need your secret. Before it's too late. Please!

Absorption.

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Gallade wrote:

It's not lying if I can hack into my birth certificate files.

How much to hack into mine?

Gallade wrote:

Absorption.
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Hey Ethel! Does my breath taste like chloroform to you?

Bralia wrote:

Hey Ethel! Does my breath taste like chloroform to you?

No, but it does melt plastic.

Esternial wrote:

^ This actually happened to me today :<

...what?

Kolotoure wrote:

...what?

He kissed plastic and got burned.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

That's what happens when you kiss Barbie dolls.

Kissing is about as far as you get with a Barbie doll.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Ah, do not underestimate the ability of some to go aaaalllll the way with a plastic doll... *shivers* <.<

There was a man with one of those "realistic" sex dolls, mannequins with holes basically, in Galway.

He used to go around town with it in a wheelchair. One of the creepier city characters, him.

Gallade wrote:

There was a man with one of those "realistic" sex dolls, mannequins with holes basically, in Galway.
He used to go around town with it in a wheelchair. One of the creepier city characters, him.

Yeah. There's apparently a growing trend of people having doll (anatomically correct at that) girlfriends. The one I know of is Davecat.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2439522/Davecat-40-shunned-organic-women-marry-synthetic-doll.html

Esternial wrote:

You and I have been playing with different kinds of dolls, I think.

Ah, bless you, Alpaca. That you haven't stumbled upon certain areas of the net that truly scar the soul and the mind. Bless you.

The Holy Therns wrote:

You leave me and my plastic Alan Rickman alone!

Ah, Metatron.

Bethany: Look, just take whatever you want, but don't kill or rape me.
Metatron: Oh, get over it, will you? I couldn't rape you if I wanted to. Angels are ill-equipped.
[he drops his pants to show blank skin where his genitals should be]
Metatron: See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. Now make yourself useful and gimme that towel, will you?
[Bethany tosses it to him and he starts wiping his clothes dry]
Metatron: Honestly, you bottom feeders and your arrogance, you think everybody's just trying to get in your knickers.
Bethany: What are you?
Metatron: I'm pissed off, is what I am! Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you're single.

The Holy Therns wrote:

That's when I knew it was true love.
Not that I'm implying I thought Dogma was a documentary or anything.

He's one of a kind, just one of kind.

I fell for him in Harry Potter. Awesome hair.