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Caldariat wrote:All of that to make fun of Cormac?

Yes. Sad, isn't it? :)

Vadia

This morning in Treadwellia, Tubbius the Great and Rotund was seen to open a bleary, sleepy eye in bed and then promptly roll to his other side to fall back to sleep. Many images and a short video clip of the event ended up on social media, including TubBook and YouTubb. Commenters agree that His Mountainous Majesty looks adorably cute in his purple- and white-striped pajama jumper. Word has it that such attire, with purple nightcap and fluffy white beard accessories, might end up one of the hottest selling Halloween costumes this year; there will also be purchasable fake belly padding for the less plump wearers.

Vadia and Metropolic mammiala

Metropolic mammiala

After the Breaking News in the ZNN Channel of Mammiala of Benevolent Thomas won the Run-off Elections held at the Capital of Lazarus, His Excellency Pres. Wilde greeted Thomas with a delightful message sent via BT News Channel at 9:50 P.M:

"Greetings, the people of the Republic of Benevolent Thomas, especially Thomas, our Beloved Sovereign of the Empire of Lazarus. It is my great pleasure to congratulate Thomas as the new Sovereign of the region. We, the Mammialicans, Communist or Nazist, have greatfully accepted the ruling of His Excellency in Lazarus. As a gift, I may open diplomatic relations between the two nations; I, with Her and His Majesty, Queen Amanda and King David, will visit the Warden of Benevolent Thomas in an official visit to the capital of Fort Triumph. Again, congratulations, and may God always guide Us! Good night."

Meanwhile, some organizations in Mammiala has disgracefully denied the winning of Thomas at the Elections. As a result, 5k people have come together to protest against the new Sovereign of Lazarus. But because of free speech still being active in MM, the government left them alone, and did not interrupt their potest. But it didn't take long; over the orders of ZPD Chief Mr. Michael Bogo, the special police forces blocked the road where the protest is still going on.
Prime Minister Jack Quincy and Her Excellency V.P. Megan Hopps made a conference at the Parliament of Mammiala, where 4 people tried to shoot the Vice President. Her Excellency was shot in the leg, causing a moderate injury. She was sent to the hospital later on. Many senators, His and Her Majesty, and His Excellency visited Her Excellency, while P.M Quincy sent a letter to her containing a card with a message of "Get well soon!".

Vadia

Sycamore island

你好! 我是巳考膜日艾岚刀。

Vadia

I'm relatively new in NS, so bear with me.
If Benevolent Thomas was elected, why does it still say, that San Andrewa is our delegate?
Am i missing something here?

The united states of saints

Vasantha wrote:I'm relatively new in NS, so bear with me.
If Benevolent Thomas was elected, why does it still say, that San Andrewa is our delegate?
Am i missing something here?

He has to have more endorsements then San Andrewa which he currently does not. So everyone who is a world assembly member must endorse him so he can get more endorsements.

Vadia

The united states of saints wrote:He has to have more endorsements then San Andrewa which he currently does not. So everyone who is a world assembly member must endorse him so he can get more endorsements.

Got it.
Thanks your Highness.

Vadia, The united states of saints, and Caldariat

Congratulations, Benevolent thomas!

Vadia and Caldariat

#EndorseBT #MakeLazarusSafeAgain

Vadia and Caldariat

The united states of saints

Vasantha wrote:Got it.
Thanks your Highness.

Highness?

Vadia and Caldariat

South-east antarctica

Canton Empire wrote:#EndorseBT #MakeLazarusSafeAgain

#ImpeachBT #MakeLazarusDemocaticAgain

Vadia, Guineafrogs, Canton Empire, Caldariat, and 1 otherGuilders

The united states of saints wrote:Highness?

Oh.. my fault.
It was supposed to be "Holiness"... you know.. united states of Saints... *cough*

Vadia, The united states of saints, and Caldariat

Benevolent thomas

To go along with the poll:

Project Lazarus: Dispatch #1

by Benevolent thomas

Today is the day! The Sovereign-Elect has greenlit funding for Project Lazarus. It has been difficult to gain traction over these years, especially with the public's disapproval of our subject matter. This is why the Sovereign insists that the project remain classified and kept far away from the condemning eyes of the people.

The morality of our efforts is somewhat questionable, but the potential payoff of these experiments is astronomical. Some call it playing God, others see it as disrupting the harmony of nature. While most would protest what we're doing, I am eager to achieve the impossible, for what we are attempting is to reincarnate the dead.

Dr. Jaxson Marshall
Architect of Project Lazarus

- 30 days before the outbreak

Read dispatch

In the likely event that Z-day happens again this year, I'd like to get a regional RP going about the outbreak. In the weeks leading up to Halloween, more of the story behind the outbreak will be revealed. During the event, I'd like the RMB to come alive with everyone's personal accounts of the zombie apocalypse and their attempts to survive it. Lazarus will also be setting up a Zombie Command Center, so that we may work together to accomplish our goals during the event as a team.
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If anyone has not received an endorsement from me, feel free to berate me on this RMB until you get it (please respect the site rules!). Just please be in the WA if you do and reciprocate the endorsement as well. Thanks!

Vadia

Saudi pakistan

I am SO excited for Z-day. Im gonna build a wall, behead them all!

Benevolent thomas and Vadia

Will be researching a cure, as zombies can't have all the brains.

Vadia

I am offering over a hundred AKMs to any nation that points a customer to me.

http://orig14.deviantart.net/69af/f/2016/190/1/1/akm__ns__by_tevo77777-d9qbtmc.png

*disclaimer, customer has to buy more then a hundred AKMs or something greater in value for this reward to be validated*

Saudi pakistan

Hey guys, what he the zombies are pumpkin spice addicts who, having exhausted the world supplies of pumpkin spice, are biting us to siphon the pumpkin spice in every first-world citizen's bloodstream?

Vadia and Metropolic mammiala

Altmoras wrote:Benevolent thomas has been elected Sovereign, all WA members please remember to endorse him.

Why didnt you run for sovereign altmoras

Vadia

Guilders wrote:Why didnt you run for sovereign altmoras

Didn't feel like locking my World Assembly nation down for months. I appreciate the consideration though.

Vadia

Metropolic mammiala

New Rogernomics wrote:Will be researching a cure, as zombies can't have all the brains.

Saudi pakistan wrote:Hey guys, what he the zombies are pumpkin spice addicts who, having exhausted the world supplies of pumpkin spice, are biting us to siphon the pumpkin spice in every first-world citizen's bloodstream?

His Majesty, King David Domodedov-Howardson, has implemented a classified research project, named "Project PSC-15" (which is only exclusive to be shared to Lazarus), which is held in the National Science and Research Bureau of Mammiala, with a goal to invent or make a cure for the upcoming Annual NationStates ZombieOutbreak. It is said to have a color and taste of a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte, and will be used on 50 of the proposed 125 cure missiles. It will also be used by 1,500 Boeing 787-9 planes to distribute or donate ½ of the whole supply of the PSC-15 Cure, as a vaccine, pill, and even anesthesia. The government immediately broadcasted a message in ZNN to get ready for the upcoming outbreak in Halloween. They will distribute gas masks, full first aid kits, vaccines, biological suits, and even guns with PSC-15 as ammo, which is already made and is ready for sale, for the citizens of the country as soon as possible. They also warned people as the PSC-15 may be the same as the Pumpkin Spice Latte, but will have different odors, as for the cure has a chemical, alcohol-like smell. They even joked that many zombies will like the cure, as they have been certified "STARBUCKS Lovers".

Vadia

A classless society

Guilders wrote:Why didnt you run for sovereign altmoras

Because he wouldn't have won.

<3uAltmoras

Vadia

Saudi pakistan

Lol mammalia we need to use that. Really.

Vadia and Metropolic mammiala

Fresh keg.

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Vadia and Kowassati

You must be super wasted.

Vadia

Metropolic mammiala

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Vadia and Kowassati

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