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I am also a new person. Where do I start?
What exactly do you want to do?
You should have gotten a welcome TG message that describes basics. You can sign-up on the forums to get more options on things to do with the people of this region.
I second that
WOWOWOWOWOWOOWW RUUUUUDE, WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE
Following new legislation in Flagy McFlay, all diplomatic ties with Korean Mongolia were cut due to an insult
Also an announcement from Flag Flayers
Following new legislation in Flag Flayers, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
PASTA LAWS ARE CANON NOW, JUST LIKE THE MULTIVERSE MULTIVERSE MULTIVERSE MULTIVERSE MULTIVERSE MULTIVERSE
We are not people, we are Flagy McFlayians
Tens of thousands of Pastas all over Flagy McFlay have been found to have contracted the fatal and highly contagious Mad Pasta Disease, destroying livestock and causing widespread panic after evidence that the disease is transmissible to your citizens was released.
HAHA! MY BRAINWASHING DISEASE... Does not work... Ughhhrrrr
Uh. Flagy McFlay... Why a brainwashing disease. Why not just kidnap people and use technology to do so like the CIA used to do. Or so they say. I mean it would cost more but it is proven to work better. I mean. Cecalia's Ministry of Intelligence does it all the time. How do you think we keep our more "Unruly" citizens in check? Perhaps the MoI would be fine with letting your country use the tech.
Just think of the untold masses you could control. Also, They make great minions to do your nation's bidding!
I think you forgot the read the 'Mien FlagyMcFlay', my ideology book, where it states the following "Flagy McFlay is nonsensical and doesn't work using logic, it works using pasta, working in any other way is heretical or heathen, and is punished by death by torture of infinite burning pasta."
Well. Good luck finding me. That or even getting into my country. The kingdom is protected by what is called the "Field." It prevents any creature that contains at the least 0.0001% Pasta from entering. Their is also a secondary field that protects the nation's capital. It is much more powerful therefor no being that has even the most extreme minute amounts of pasta DNA in the genetic makeup can enter. Lastly, I am deeply sorry. I haven't had the chance to do much reading into the Ideologies of your nation. I will do so asap.
I'm
sorry, err
pasta? As in, the starch-based hardened paste that can be used as a relatively sustaining, yet bland food? Why would you design such a thing before you even met Flaggy and the Flaggies? Living animals are not even partially composed of pasta!
Unless they're on an Italian-only diet, but I you get my point.
My entire life... I have always felt different. Like some sort of hideous monster trapped inside of my own body. Well today, I am here to tell you the truth. I'm coming out, I want the whole world to know who I really am. If Caitlyn Jenner can do it, so can I.
Everyone. I want you to know that I now identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter. That is all. Thank you for supporting my decision.
Post self-deleted by Cecalia.
Uh. Perhaps I was a little too secretive about how my kingdom protects itself with magicks...
(A) The field does all sorts.
(1) Repelling Pasta Monsters.
(2) Repelling people of whom have spliced their DNA with it... (As that is what the bit of %'s in my earlier post meant.)
(3) All the way to repelling people if they try to go past with any sort of harmful intention no matter what it may be.
(4) Just stuff that lowers the crime from outside sources. This is the fields other goal other than for the kingdoms defense.
(B) Although, At the fall of the Old Kingdom the field was destroyed by that era's last king.
(1) After hundreds of years the field was re-introduced and since then a formal military has been formed.
(2) The "Golden Rule" was instituted.
(3) 100 Million soldiers during peace.
(4) 200 Million when preparing for war.
(5) 250 - 300 Million during War.
(6) Disclaimer: The "GR" Represents today's population changes.
Any other questions - Please telegram me personally. I tend to think of it as tedious for others to have to scroll past long messages such as this. I am deeply sorry to those who do actually see this as tedious. I will try to not get this technical on the RMB anymore. Unless of course at your request.
Today in Silent Martyr history, the amazing and righteous leader Silent-son celebrates his birthday, his age is unknown but has promised on such occasion to cut taxes further and calls for a ceasefire of all jokes against certain nations that have been abused in months prior. Also in celebration Silent-son has provided free virtual drinks and finger foods to nation leaders wishing to join him for the occasion. And for those leaders whom have been crystallized in the past or have any grudge against him, he offers his deepest sympathies and wishes to gift to them each a horde of 20 jade dragons to do with as they so please.
And in other news: Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
High Ranger Ysil questions whether he should cut back on the government's size. Quickly decides it isn't worth the effort, and resumes his stroll through one of the numerous palace gardens.
Hi
I've a nice little Majic. She's quite well trained and does just about anything I ask her to. I even got Majic to turn some lead into gold last week. We'll rewarded with some books to gnaw on, she was.
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