The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Uganda
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Quarter-Master | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eventually, I'll Get There” | |
| 2. |  The State of Chase Morrison | Capitalist Paradise | “Caring is the beginning” | |
| 3. |  The State of Anna Stacia | Corporate Police State | “Try As I Might” | |
| 4. |  The District of Sayres | Capitalist Paradise | “Home Afar” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Seven Mile | Anarchy | “done gone too far” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of San Joaquin River | Corporate Bordello | “We Will Endure” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Mary Ann | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Vacation” | |
| 8. |  The State of Nuestro Himno | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Star Spangled Banner” |
