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The Largest Soda Pop Sector in toilet arsonist appreciation society

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, toilet arsonist appreciation society is ranked 787^th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Porcelain Inferno of Toilet Arsonist Appreciation Society	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Up, down, in, out, public, private, we set all ablaze.”
2.	The Toilet Full of Urine And Explosive Diarrhea	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I'm Going To Need A Few Minutes”
3.	The People's Republic of Squathead Ted	Left-Leaning College State	“This looks like a nice place to poop.”
4.	The Fiefdom of Female Supremacy	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”