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The Nudest in the South Pacific

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 7,595^th in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The New Order of Sporaltryus	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Welcome to the party, boss.”
2.	The Most Serene Republic of Gymnostan	Democratic Socialists	“Man came from apes; society came from man.”
3.	The People's Republic of Xcambo	Democratic Socialists	“We Will Endure”
4.	The Republic of Almeinst	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“ ”
5.	The Commonwealth of Estudantes de Psicologia	Democratic Socialists	“It's all in your head”
6.	The Nomadic Peoples of Karumapu	Democratic Socialists	“Together We Survive”
7.	The Dominion of Sca Anderis	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”
8.	The Holy Empire of Sobbing	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Crying is the best remedy”
9.	The Republic of Brayden Ruffner 2	Corporate Bordello	“Watt”
10.	The People's Republic of Bogani	New York Times Democracy	“What’s a Motto”

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