The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Nudist Dreamland
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of A Following Wind | Anarchy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Manitouwadge | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “It's cold!” | |
| 3. |  The Dreamers of Zonzibar | Moralistic Democracy | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” | |
| 4. |  The Nya Världen of Nya Varlden | Democratic Socialists | “Att vara eller inte vara.” | |
| 5. |  The Least Serene Republic of Tmutarakhan | New York Times Democracy | “You go your way, I go mine” | |
| 6. |  The Most Serene Nudist Republic of Vurted | Democratic Socialists | “Nudity is a state of mind” |
