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The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Illuminati

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, The Illuminati is ranked 22,858^th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Badlands Beyond The Brink of The Bizarre	Left-wing Utopia	“We don't know.”
2.	The Free Land of LLFP 1	Anarchy	“Lifespan for the Other Person, Too”
3.	The Black and White of The New World Order	Anarchy	“When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 life”
4.	The PRIORY of SI0N	Tyranny by Majority	“Deus Ex Machina”
5.	The Councilist State of Grand Perunia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Be Happy”
6.	The Church of New Vatican of Illuminati	Moralistic Democracy	“Keep the keys safe!”
7.	The Third Social Alliance of Alragone	Democratic Socialists	“Without power, you can affect nothing”
8.	The Eyes Wide Shut of International Banking Cartel	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Problem, Reaction, Solution”