The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Sovereign Dominion
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of 2nd CoA Grunt | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Motto...” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Azanistan | Moralistic Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Balticastaat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Maximi Sumus” | |
| 4. |  The Armed Republic of Cadian 8th Regiment | Father Knows Best State | “Cadia Stands!” | |
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Dortch | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Echo I | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Elkenholm | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We stand victorious.” | |
| 8. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Hemplonia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Homoside or homosexual | Moralistic Democracy | “BOTH” | |
| 10. | The Republic of John Harbaugh | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” |
