The Safest in Ottawa
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Ottawa is ranked 22,970th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of The Grand Valley | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Home” | |
| 2. |  The District of Elgin Metcalfe | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Community” | |
| 3. |  The State of Tupper | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace on Earth” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Canada First | New York Times Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 5. |  The State of Stornoway House | Right-wing Utopia | “Always Watching” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Lord Bytown | Anarchy | “Great Northern Hope” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Lady Lorna | Corporate Bordello | “RIP” | |
| 8. |  The State of Rideau Circle | Anarchy | “RIP” |
