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The Largest Gambling Industry in Oklahoma

The World Census tailed known underworld figures in order to determine which nations have the largest gambling industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Oppressed Peoples of Toke-lahoma	Anarchy	“Dude, don't bogart that... Woah... Where was I?”
2.	The Republic of Kerr McGee	Anarchy	“Doing Business”
3.	The Kumbaya of Falls Creek	Corporate Bordello	“You will come to Christ for exactly three days.”
4.	The Republic of Topid9	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Freedom!”
5.	The Picnic in the parking lot of The Vinita Rest Area	New York Times Democracy	“Home of the World's Largest Vegan Sonic Drive-In”
6.	The Free Land of Sequoyah	Civil Rights Lovefest	“ᎣᏴᏲ!”
7.	The Chat-filled roadbed of Will Rogers Turnpike	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Being a humorist is easy w/ the gov't working for you”