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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in North Columbia

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queendom of Burnell Lake	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Peace and Justice”
2.	The State of Cordillera	Corporate Bordello	“Paradise”
3.	The State of Douglas Beach	Democratic Socialists	“Life's a Beach”
4.	The Community of Gordon Campbell	Right-wing Utopia	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
5.	The State of Grayback	Anarchy	“Strength Through Freedom”
6.	The Queendom of McMeeken	Anarchy	“Mission Accomplished”
7.	The District of Skeena River	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Strength Through Compliance”
8.	The District of Tungan	New York Times Democracy	“Our Community”