The Most Scientifically Advanced in Minoa
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Beautiful Mathematicians of Mathematik | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Multiplication by Zero is strictly prohibited.” | |
| 2. |  The City State of Athens and Midlands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Mother of the Mediterraniean Islands” | |
| 3. |  The State of Minoa | Civil Rights Lovefest | “侵略! 国民国家, でゲソ!” | |
| 4. |  The Island Republic of East Calypso | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ＴＲＯＰＩＣＡＬ ＤＲＥＡＭＳ ミノア” | |
| 5. |  The Bannorn of Pythia | Father Knows Best State | “Sagon Rȳ Lyks” | |
| 6. |  The Monastic Community of Mount Athos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Holy Mountain” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Osiris 4 | Capitalist Paradise | “A Pharaoh to Remember” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of Hackney | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “…” | |
| 9. |  The Labours of Hosting | Left-Leaning College State | “Still struggling with SSH to this day.” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of CMYK | Civil Rights Lovefest | “It's fun to print with the C.M.Y.K …” |
