The Most Avoided in Minoa
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Heritron | Anarchy | “A badly-rendered Legend of the Lost Keys” | |
| 2. |  The Latest Episode of The Simpsons | Anarchy | “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man” | |
| 3. |  The Cute Critter of Mini Squid Girl | Anarchy | “ゲソ!” | |
| 4. |  The War-Torn Quarreling Factions of Moltovea | Capitalizt | “𝙶𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢” | |
| 5. |  The Bannorn of Pythia | Father Knows Best State | “Sagon Rȳ Lyks” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Osiris 4 | Capitalist Paradise | “A Pharaoh to Remember” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Manaea | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Είμαστε και θα είμαστε” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of CMYK | Civil Rights Lovefest | “It's fun to print with the C.M.Y.K …” | |
| 9. |  The Labours of Hosting | Left-Leaning College State | “Still struggling with SSH to this day.” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Takeonme | Father Knows Best State | “The 1980s.” |
