The Fattest Citizens in Love
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Love is ranked 181st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Buddhyslamic Raj of The Yap | Corporate Police State | “कामसूत्र” | |
| 2. |  The Watchfires of Amor Clandestino | Father Knows Best State | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” |
