The Smartest Citizens in Lazarus
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3,091. |  The Federation of Kissimmia | Capitalizt | “Counting Progress” | |
| 3,092. |  The Roosted Republic of Bachbachbach | Democratic Socialists | “There will be no military coops.” | |
| 3,093. |  The Reino teocrático of Siri lan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Nacionalismo” | |
| 3,094. |  The Republic of Absolute communism84 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 3,095. |  The Armed Republic of Adamar | Democratic Socialists | “Pursue perfection and you may achieve excellence” | |
| 3,096. | The Dominion of Socialist test 342 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “42” | |
| 3,097. | The Isotope of Tritium | Corrupt Dictatorship | “³H” | |
| 3,098. | The Republic of Extra Cheesy Pizza | Moralistic Democracy | “A cheesy sensation to get them through their day.” | |
| 3,099. |  The Federation of Barvo | New York Times Democracy | “Mission Accomplished…not!” | |
| 3,100. | The Dominion of I Heart | Anarchy | “I Heart?” |
