The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Great Britain and Ireland
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The British Citizen of Onderkelkia2 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Long Live the King!” | |
| 2. |  The Incorporated States of So88er | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace on this piece of earth” |
