The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Equilism
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free State of Eli | Capitalist Paradise | “Eli's Coming” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN100 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 3. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Jazz Reservation | New York Times Democracy | “It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.” | |
| 4. |  The Duty of The Tick | Anarchy | “SPOOON!” | |
| 5. | The Republic of NRA Trackers | Corporate Bordello | “The right to bear arms” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of SSN35 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 7. |  The Matriarchy of She Cront | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bow down” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of That Bastard | Corporate Police State | “Oppress. Obstruct. Overwhelm.” | |
| 9. | The Jingoistic States of Lactose Intolerant | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Down with dairy.” | |
| 10. |  The Disputed Territories of OptionOners | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We Always Choose the First!” |
