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The Fattest Citizens in Boardracing

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Boardracing is ranked 671^st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Unified States of Northmore	Iron Fist Consumerists	“If you don't like it, get the hell out!”
2.	The Holy Empire of Fallowat	Democratic Socialists	“ Somebody Hook Me Up”