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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Bamako

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Chaldae	Compulsory Consumerist State	“A higher power”
2.	The Queen's State of Charles Quist	Corporate Bordello	“From Here to There, If Not More”
3.	The State of Dalzelle	Anarchy	“Given Choices”
4.	The State of Drift Wood Beach	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Power and the glory”
5.	The State of Joy Russell	Left-wing Utopia	“Crossing Off Another One”
6.	The District of Sutter	Corporate Bordello	“Community”
7.	The State of Twenty Five Zero	Anarchy	“25 Zeroes”
8.	The State of Whacked Cosmos	Corporate Police State	“Mad Mad Mad World We Live In”