The Most Stationary in Alberta
Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of 12 year olds | Democratic Socialists | “I Wasn't Even There When it Happened!” | |
| 2. |  The Municipality of Bassanoa | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Support Our Troops - Appuyons nos troupes” | |
| 3. |  The Principality of Mountain Ranger | Democratic Socialists | “YA MULE” | |
| 4. |  The Albertan Patriots of The Nintendo Emerates | Left-Leaning College State | “per speciale Mandatum Domini Regis” | |
| 5. |  The Magnum of Sparking Wine | Democratic Socialists | “Melancholy with just a dash of joy” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of The Rats Under God | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I'm the Giant Rat that makes all of the rules” |
