The Smartest Citizens in New Caledonia
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, New Caledonia is ranked 9,965th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Mianjin | 65,769th | 38.87 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Zymurgy Treiz | 84,775th | 36.81 | ||
| 3. |  The Bannorn of Ophir | 85,405th | 36.69 | ||
| 4. |  The State of Zortagota | 114,277th | 32.45 | ||
| 5. |  The District of Lytho | 128,182nd | 30.64 | ||
| 6. |  The District of Loyalty Islands | 137,083rd | 29.52 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Main Street | 145,969th | 28.45 | ||
| 8. | The Queen's State of Yaue | 165,235th | 26.14 | ||
| 9. |  The District of Doranvic | 195,632nd | 23.57 | ||
