The East PacificBoard

oh my friends, the people of Taz thank you for your generosity.

To those Ruddies: i remember you already control the blackmarket, so sell the stuff you stole from us there. I will put up new laws against piratery in Taz. You´ve heard me.

The divine kingdom of taz wrote:

To those Ruddies: i remember you already control the blackmarket, so sell the stuff you stole from us there. I will put up new laws against piratery in Taz. You´ve heard me.

Ooh, we´re scared now.

The divine kingdom of taz wrote:

You may have the weirdos of Arvira. They are a bit pesky lately. The king will furthermore enjoy the beaches of the divine kingdom. And the nightclubs, the shopping malls, the coffeeshops- oh, and the Royal Air Fleet. QED!

hey! who you calling weirdos you puny kingdom!

eat my extremely unhealthy arsenal of nuclear weaponry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arvira wrote:

hey! who you calling weirdos you puny kingdom!
eat my extremely unhealthy arsenal of nuclear weaponry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I warn you... I have troops stationed in taz so if you attack them you attack both of us.

Trivanil wrote:

oh boy this is just getting out of hand...

what? do you have a problem with my impulsiveness?

cause if you do there is still time to redirect some of those 1,000 Megaton missilies!!!

(just to show my power:

Effects radii for 1,000 mt blast (smallest to largest):

Fireball radius: 7.61 km / 4.73 mi (182.02 km² / 70.28 mi²)
Maximum size of the nuclear fireball; relevance to lived effects depends on height of detonation.

Radiation radius: 11.6 km / 7.21 mi (422.6 km² / 163.17 mi²)
500 rem radiation dose; between 50% and 90% mortality from acute effects alone; dying takes between several hours and several weeks.

Air blast radius: 26.74 km / 16.62 mi (2,246.29 km² / 867.3 mi²)
20 psi overpressure; heavily built concrete buildings are severely damaged or demolished; fatalities approach 100%.

Air blast radius: 70.58 km / 43.86 mi (15,649.82 km² / 6,042.43 mi²)
4.6 psi overpressure; most buildings collapse; injuries universal, fatalities widespread.

Thermal radiation radius: 198.08 km / 123.08 mi (123,264.8 km² / 47,592.8 mi²)

yeah... pretty much insta-death...)

Trivanil wrote:

I warn you... I have troops stationed in taz so if you attack them you attack both of us.

redirecting the missiles it is then...

nothing personal... just you happened to be allied to the unfortunate country...

Clockwork owls wrote:

"The fact is, the clockwork mouse population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Al Cohen. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have clockwork mouse kebabs, clockwork mouse pies, clockwork mouse-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
^_^

Durgeon nation not be of like your mechanical mumbo jumbo antropomorphic mechanical creatures based on old time technology.... time we invade and clean your clocks!!!

BE WORK OR BE FUEL!!!

Durge wrote:

Durgeon nation not be of like your mechanical mumbo jumbo antropomorphic mechanical creatures based on old time technology.... time we invade and clean your clocks!!!
BE WORK OR BE FUEL!!!

but clockwork looks coooool!

have you seen this ever?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/43/0d/7a/430d7aee81c8c3dfe96bfb4ef9eb7c5b.jpg
it by Daniel something... i forget his name (hope it is the Daniel guy... i could be wrong). one of the finest watchmakers in the world...

Hey everyone! Just moved here and seeing if this is the place for my nation =)

Trivanil wrote:

I warn you... I have troops stationed in taz so if you attack them you attack both of us.

He can probably take you both on, lol.

The new union of columbia wrote:

Democracy, is key. Also im new here

Welcome.

Hi New here, I´m king ;)

The divine kingdom of taz wrote:

of course, you´re nice and smell good. The Taz

uh thank you