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Caldariat wrote:

So does that mean we have a contract?

Didn't you ban me from buying from you? :P

Lake flotillas wrote:

Didn't you ban me from buying from you? :P

I hereby lift that ban. Heres the contact: There will not be a sale to peace loving hippie nations, as it's a waste of materials as they won't use it at all. These are
Destined for the front line or a DMZ similar to the one between North Korea and South Korea. Samsung will not take any responsibility for any defects whatsoever. We won't provide maintenance training so figure it out on your own. And we have a promotion 100000000 for the price of 200000000 FyI the price is a million a unit.

Oh the joy of joys.
A recent broadsheet special on the children of other leaders in Lazarus has brought attention to the lack of children in your own residence. Mindful of your dipping approval, some of your advisors have begun to wonder if some popularity could be won back by having a kid or two.

The Debate

"This is a golden PR opportunity," exclaims Freddy Clinton, representing Moral Minority. "Imagine: you'd be the wise family figure. Think how much the people will love your new baby. You'll be the epitome of family values leading everyone into domestic bliss. And think of the merchandising! I mean, think of the children."
I don't mind having children especially when my wife is so pretty ( http://m.imgur.com/qUA4aQY)

Lake flotillas wrote:

But...but...but...everyone knows children will break stuff in the Presidential Palace. Think about all those fine stained glass that could be shattered! Oh the horrors!

I don't care if it means having that special set of feelings with my wife.

Caldariat wrote:

Time to get busy in the bedroom with my wife then.

Well. Turns out we're having triplets all female.
Also Loftegen I was checking my family tree when I noticed that you were actually my brother.

Caldariat wrote:

Well. Turns out we're having triplets all female.
Also Loftegen I was checking my family tree when I noticed that you were actually my brother.

So you're gonna have three nieces of half Korean decent.

Caldariat wrote:

Hello? Is this region abandoned?
It's rare to see a rmb of such a large region so idle.

Yes.

Izonno wrote:

iPear is launching a new product, its called the SamSUCKsung. It breaks upon purchase. :P

Samsung has released: The PearSam
10/10- Random guy.
10/10 - Samsung CEO.

Caldariat wrote:

Well. Turns out we're having triplets all female.
Also Loftegen I was checking my family tree when I noticed that you were actually my brother.

No, you're my brother!

Caldariat wrote:

Oh the joy of joys.
A recent broadsheet special on the children of other leaders in Lazarus has brought attention to the lack of children in your own residence. Mindful of your dipping approval, some of your advisors have begun to wonder if some popularity could be won back by having a kid or two.
The Debate
"This is a golden PR opportunity," exclaims Freddy Clinton, representing Moral Minority. "Imagine: you'd be the wise family figure. Think how much the people will love your new baby. You'll be the epitome of family values leading everyone into domestic bliss. And think of the merchandising! I mean, think of the children."
I don't mind having children especially when my wife is so pretty ( http://m.imgur.com/qUA4aQY)

Hope they are. Human rather than cloned GM asparagus-monkey hybrids like the las time. Say no more.

I bring thy beer,please drink from the holy ale of life!!!!!

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