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Mossad agent h

Of course. Many. Why?

Ilvadaki

I dunno, just curious

Actually pretty funny, Mossad Agent H. I'll come back once the region gets settled again.

They BANNED me for writing they were jerks! Talk about the fallen standards of media freedom...

These are the times I wish the CSSR/UNSSR/some incarnation of that region wasn't defunct

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We could have sent our military to your region's aid.

Oh, you probably don't realize that I'm a foreign ambassador lol

What is the CSSR/UNSSR/some incarnation of that region wasn't defunct?

The UNSSR was the region I original represented, then some fascist South Africans betrayed us and took it over so all the refugees banded together to form the CSSR which was the region we lived in the longest. Now the 2 or 3 of us left occasionally try to start a new region that we eventually lose interest in.

Originally*

At this point I'm basically a resident of this region pretending to be a foreign ambassador

Alkzine, Mossad agent h, Cederland, and Ilvadaki

If we had a government, you could be the ambassador of Israel , and you could make use of your name.

Yes we should set up a regional government with me as Supreme Executive Ambassador of All Israel

I'm running for the minister of oceanic affairs. It's time we put an end to the stealing of fish by sharks, whales and tunas. We should build a wall in the ocean and let only small fish and dolphins in.
I know the media will distort my words so I'll state it clearly: I'm not against whales. Some of my best friends are whales. But whales and sharks should stay the **** away from our territory. They can visit if they want, and we can offer them as much plankton as they want while they're here. But once they're caught stealing fish from our beloved dolphins, and let's face it - they WILL, we all know their nature - they'll be sent outside the wall and never come back.

Alkzine and Israel Ambassador

Mossad agent h

Sea Dolphin Lovers wrote:I'm running for the minister of oceanic affairs.

Hmmm... This may pose a bit of a problem since we don't have oceans in Israel :P

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Kudos to Atlanta, GA's (African-American) mayor for denying "Black Lives Matter (too)"'s request to stop Atlanta PD's cooperation with Israeli police. He's a smart man, it seems. ( http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/215205 )

Sea Dolphin Lovers, Alkzine, Israel Ambassador, Judah, and 2 othersCederland, and Ilvadaki

Sea Dolphin Lovers wrote:I'm running for the minister of oceanic affairs. It's time we put an end to the stealing of fish by sharks, whales and tunas. We should build a wall in the ocean and let only small fish and dolphins in.
I know the media will distort my words so I'll state it clearly: I'm not against whales. Some of my best friends are whales. But whales and sharks should stay the **** away from our territory. They can visit if they want, and we can offer them as much plankton as they want while they're here. But once they're caught stealing fish from our beloved dolphins, and let's face it - they WILL, we all know their nature - they'll be sent outside the wall and never come back.

Make the whales pay for it.

Alkzine and Israel Ambassador

Mossad agent h wrote:

Kudos to Atlanta, GA's (African-American) mayor

Yeah. Kasim Reed. A DEMOCRAT!
Have you all listened to Joe Biden's DNC speech? If not see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FizPWy4abc4. That's how you do it folks. "We don't lead by the example of our power but by the power of our example." He totally destroyed D.T.

Alkzine and Ilvadaki

On this whale situation, I offer a different perspective. What you, friends, may see, is a whale trespassing problem. What I see is simple discrimination. WHY should dolphins have a priority over whales? "It's time we put an end to the stealing of fish by sharks, whales and tunas. We should build a wall in the ocean and let only small fish AND DOLPHINS in." "But once they're caught stealing fish from our beloved dolphins, and let's face it - they WILL, we all know their nature - they'll be sent outside the wall and never come back." Doesn't it seem like we have a double standard of whales and dolphins? Could you not say dolphins steal fish from beloved whales? It's time to end this inequality among sea mammals. Let Israel be an example to the world of equality and freedom!

#PorpoiseUnited
#ManateeSanity

Hi guys, our region has been invited to attend the First Annual Regional Embassy Conference hosted by the United Caribbean Island Alliance. The telegram I received is here: https://www.booksie.com/475053-invitation-to-the-ucia-interregional-embassy-conference

Two other nations can represent Israel alongside me. Do you think we should go, and, if so, is anyone else interested in going?

Mossad agent h and Ilvadaki

Is it during a set time or?

As I am completely unqualified to represent Israel, I would like to represent Israel alongside you since I am "Israel Ambassador".

Mossad agent h and Ilvadaki

Not me, but perhaps Sea Dilohins Lovers?

Two regional officers (including IA) as representatives would be appropriate.

Israel Ambassador and Mossad agent h

Jokes aside, why don't we at least try for a regional government? We have nothing to lose.

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