The East PacificBoard

The Franconia Empire has a new technology that will get you west to east in as little as one hour. It is faster than the Franconia Empire high speed rail. It is the Franconia Empire Hyperlink. Little cost, little turbulence, and big fun. The Franconia Empire Hyperlink will open tomorrow. Bring your tax credits.

Harikene takyando wrote:

Can someone please explain to me what exactly is going on here?

No. Idk what is going on half the time. I'm just worried about my fabulous people. After all, they were voted most fabulous out of anywhere in the world but the East Pacific .. We were voted 7 here

Banbardi wrote:

were arguing about who rightfully own space bears

That would be Kim Jong-un. The filthy American imperialists aren't worthy to own space bears.

Side note: the romanization of Kim Jong-un's name really irritates me. It really should be Gim Jeong-eun.

Harikene takyando wrote:

Can someone please explain to me what exactly is going on here?

NS Summer. Or at least one of its less serious effects

Azenyanistan wrote:

I REALLY WANT my colony to have the greatest economy that IT COULD EVER HAVE. Please help me. :D

Develop your economy right. Cut taxes, decrease federal spending, and basically just rule in favor in buisiness. If you want to keep your environment good at the same time, just dismiss any and all questions that involve both your environment as well as your economy, and you'll nation will be perfect in each.

Franconia Empire wrote:

Tax on oxygen? That is sounds like something straight our of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie "Total Recall". Don't tax them for the air that they breathe, that is against human rights. They have the right to free air. They should have the right to clean their environment if they want to. Don't tax them for the air that they breathe. That is ridiculous.

One: Total Recall was a great film! They had a lady with three areolas!
Two: What's a Human Rights? We don't care about humans. We care about our glorious pantheon of gods. So Say We All.
Three: We have to tax everyone. Else how can they be cared for?
Four: If we care not, they may commit crimes.
Five: We need to pay our massive, nation-sized military somehow.
Six: ????
Seven: Profit!!

Azenyanistan wrote:

I REALLY WANT my colony to have the greatest economy that IT COULD EVER HAVE. Please help me. :D

I want more answers please

Immortan joe wrote:

New. Ripe for enslavement. Tasty.
Could go great with ketchup or barbeque sauce.

Hello. I will war you later to correct you when I am stronk. Bye.

Azenyanistan wrote:

When I am big and strong country, I will war you soon to correct you

Oh don't be a meanie, make love, not war. Drop the gun and grab a beer instead, leave the bunker and go to the beach :) Plus you don't know if he could be supported by a nation that spends almost 54% of its budget in the military.