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Illiricium wrote:TEP fell off

TEP isn't getting one post every 5 seconds, it has fallen smh

Flers-Douai wrote:First post in this page was 7 hours ago. Zamn.

The weeklong NS shutdown and its consequences have been a disaster for activity in TEP.

Estande wrote:The weeklong NS shutdown and its consequences have been a disaster for activity in TEP.

Maybe less brainrot is what we all needed.

Illiricium wrote:TEP fell off

Tragedy in the highest order 😭

Solitas Union Proposal Rough Draft
The SU would help promote peace, stability and prosperity in the Solitas continent. This would be accomplished through the following SU goals;

1. United Currency

To help promote economic efficiency and unity, AmeriCo proposes through the SU to create a united currency used for all Solitas trade. This would be the Solitan Dollar, which would be backed by the united Solitas governments.

2. Peacekeeping

Solitas Union Peacekeepers would be deployed by a majority vote of the SU council to keep the peace on the continent and abroad to stop egregious actions by foreign and domestic entities.

3. Infrastructure Development

The Solitas Union would use a 3% membership fee to help build infrastructure in Solitas to help promote regional trade and transportation efficiency.

4. Free Trade

The Solitas Union would help lower tariffs and taxes to encourage free trade and economic prosperity.

For Solitas nations:

Malachie
Arvorenia
Ci Arovannea
Texaria
Floridian Australia
Atrocha
Nova Avalona

Liberatarianism wrote:Solitas Union Proposal Rough Draft
The SU would help promote peace, stability and prosperity in the Solitas continent. This would be accomplished through the following SU goals;

1. United Currency

To help promote economic efficiency and unity, AmeriCo proposes through the SU to create a united currency used for all Solitas trade. This would be the Solitan Dollar, which would be backed by the united Solitas governments.

2. Peacekeeping

Solitas Union Peacekeepers would be deployed by a majority vote of the SU council to keep the peace on the continent and abroad to stop egregious actions by foreign and domestic entities.

3. Infrastructure Development

The Solitas Union would use a 3% membership fee to help build infrastructure in Solitas to help promote regional trade and transportation efficiency.

4. Free Trade

The Solitas Union would help lower tariffs and taxes to encourage free trade and economic prosperity.

For Solitas nations:

Malachie
Arvoreni
[nationCi Arovannea[/nation]
Texari
Floridia australia
Atroch
Novaavalona

Trust me, this shi won’t work. I’ve already tried.

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:It's fine. They, the League and Arizona needed a change. I just hope when expansion comes again that we will have competent ownership and management.

I'm just mad that they moved to Utah.

Liberatarianism wrote:Solitas Union Proposal Rough Draft
The SU would help promote peace, stability and prosperity in the Solitas continent. This would be accomplished through the following SU goals;

1. United Currency

To help promote economic efficiency and unity, AmeriCo proposes through the SU to create a united currency used for all Solitas trade. This would be the Solitan Dollar, which would be backed by the united Solitas governments.

2. Peacekeeping

Solitas Union Peacekeepers would be deployed by a majority vote of the SU council to keep the peace on the continent and abroad to stop egregious actions by foreign and domestic entities.

3. Infrastructure Development

The Solitas Union would use a 3% membership fee to help build infrastructure in Solitas to help promote regional trade and transportation efficiency.

4. Free Trade

The Solitas Union would help lower tariffs and taxes to encourage free trade and economic prosperity.

For Solitas nations:

Malachie
Arvorenia
Ci Arovannea
Texaria
Floridian Australia
Atrocha
Nova Avalona

this ain't working well.

Troc wrote:this ain't working well.

Certainly not with that attitude!

Slongs wrote:Certainly not with that attitude!

bro it's the truth

Troc wrote:bro it's the truth

Needs more flex tape.

Slongs wrote:Needs more flex tape.

for what

Troc wrote:for what

For everything

Welp, I had to wake up at 6:30 today.

I'd better do well on the final today, or I'm gonna be angry.

Peatiktist wrote:Welp, I had to wake up at 6:30 today.

I'd better do well on the final today, or I'm gonna be angry.

We believe in you

Krozland wrote:I don't think so, but a certain telecommunications company that was kicked out of Unistan would like to set up.

Come to Malachia, we have bananas.

Atrocha

Is there a figure in Latin Solitian History like Simon Bolivar?

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:We believe in you

That's a one-way path to disappointment.

New Westmore wrote:
Why, oh why did they have to stand on the beach barefoot? Why couldn't they have boots, like their commanders do? Hell, where were the helmets and the uniforms they were promised to begin with?

Harry stands in among a rank of 14 other new recruits along the beach that lines the commune. They have been here for the last 30 minutes, standing as still as statues and as lifeless as the stones in the forest. Their commander is in the same state as well, looking over them with a look of displeasure.

None of them could talk. If as little as one of them came to attention and raised their hand to ask a question, the commander would shout at them to go back to ease and to continue standing there. What this whole "exercise" was supposed to achieve was beyond Harry or any of the recruits.

The unbearable heat had already caused 5 recruits to faint, not that the commander seemed to care. All he did was brush them up, help them to their feet and get them back into the rank. Those recruits in question look redder than tomatoes, as they sweat and swelter under the midday sun of Monach.

After what seemed like an eternity, the commander finally gives them a new order.

"COMPANY! ATTEN-SHUN!"

The recruits snap back to attention, and the commander begins to talk.

"Right, prove if you hated doing that."

All of them unanimously raise their hands.

"That's what I thought. Now, do you want to know why I made you do that for..." he looks down at his watch. "...30 minutes?"

The recruits keep their hands up.

"As part of your new position as a Ranger, you will be made to do things that will push you and your body to their limits and beyond. You will be dragged through the mud, made to stand under the sun for hours at a time, forced through thick and thin and so much more. But don't forget this: standing here today, you are now a Ranger! When you get your uniforms, it won't matter if you're a nonite, a black man, a sentient blob, a gay or a hetero, because at the end of the day, you will all be green! And nothing, absolutely NOTHING can break a green!"

The commander continues. "This exercise was a test to see if you are ready to be a Green. If you could stand and obey orders, even when your body was beginning to get tired. This was a test of discipline, and so many of you have just failed. But no matter; that's why you're here. You're here to learn."

He then gives an order for them to turn to the right and to start walking to the crate holding their uniforms. The recruits who fainted are pulled off to the side and are given ice packs to prevent them from dying of heatstroke, not that the exercise very nearly killed them.

...

"Agh, these things are uncomfortable as hell, man!"

"Yeah, I can imagine, look at that thing. And they really expect you to wear that all day, every day?"

"I know right? What a load of bullsh- OW!"

Harry's boot shoots off his foot and into his face. Andy laughs.

"Dude, that's not funny!"

"I mean, it kinda is."

"...Okay, maybe you're right." Harry lets a little chuckle, before he removes the uniform's overshirt and hangs it up over his bed.

"So, what exactly are you doing at this new cadets thing, Harry?" Andy asks.

Harry answers, as he starts to hang up more of his uniform. "I honestly don't know. They really just made us walk around and stand under the sun on the beach all day."

"Sounds boring."

"Yeah. It really is."

"Well," Andy lies back on his bed. "I guess you could just not show up if you don't like it."

"I could, but it's apparently mandatory."

"Damn. Well then, I guess you'll just have to like it anyway, hm?"

"Yep."

"Right, I'mma get some sleep now. Night, Harry."

"Good night, man."

Harry continues to hang up his uniform, and once done changes into his casual clothes before going to sleep himself.

Being a Ranger is hard.

3. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 77. 2. 23. 4. 34. 3. 2. 1. 19. 17. 18. 19. 18.

Donald can't figure out why his wife was acting so weird. Same with his children too. When he had woken up days before, his wife had hugged and kissed him like he had just come back from the war. And even now, she's acting like nothing ever happened. Hell, if anything she seemed traumatised.

What happened?

What's really going on?

Why is his wife acting so weird?

As he drives to work, he turns on the radio to have some form of distraction from the thoughts clogging his mind.

"And today's winning lottery numbers are, 4. 5. 6. 7. 77. 2. 23. 4. 34. 3. 2. 1. 19. 17. 18. 19. 18-"

Without warning, Donald's eyesight suddenly turns red and his brain feels like it has exploded in his skull. He grips his head in pain, trying to do everything he can to make it stop hurting so bad.

His vision begins to cloud, and brief snatches of a cryptic vision flash before his eyes.

A conference room.

General Savoy talking to him and a few foreign dignitaries about something. It's not clear.

Savoy gets tackled to the floor.

A gun.

No, a knife.

Bayonet?

Savoy lying on the ground in a pool of blood.

The dignitaries are near the door and are panicking.

Red lights everywhere.

Blood is spurting out of Savoy's jugular.

All of a sudden, the vision and the pain stops and Donald is thrusted back into reality. His car has rear-ended another car, and the driver is shouting at him and tapping his window.

A Usain Kess song is now playing on the radio. Over muffled shouts and a throbbing head, Kess's voice raps over it all and in a strange way provides some comfort to the distraught and terrified Donald.

"Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can..."

...

FLAWS IDENTIFIED | NMW-HABBAKUK FIELD TRIAL 1

Reported by Agent VMKS:
Sleeper agent can be involuntarily triggered by number-based stimuli from foreign sources - e.g. a lottery broadcast can cause parts of the mission to activate in the agent.
--- RECTIFY: Attach numbers broadcast to associated voice and possibly make code involve letter combos as well?

Child soldiers, what an effective fighting force! Surely it wouldn't cause a demographic collapse that will hinder the Freeville economy! I mean come on, who needs an education anyway? Even better when they're dead!

New Westmore wrote:TEP isn't getting one post every 5 seconds, it has fallen smh

It's so over TEP bros 😔😔😔

Peatiktist wrote:That's a one-way path to disappointment.

Pretend the test is a Humanist and kill it.

Maneiras wrote:Child soldiers, what an effective fighting force! Surely it wouldn't cause a demographic collapse that will hinder the Freeville economy! I mean come on, who needs an education anyway? Even better when they're dead!

Less an actual child soldier force, more a fked up test to see if NMW-Habbakuk even works to begin with

Illiricium wrote:It's so over TEP bros 😔😔😔

TEP has fallen, millions must haha grape

New Westmore wrote:Less an actual child soldier force, more a fked up test to see if NMW-Habbakuk even works to begin with

TEP has fallen, millions must haha grape

Esther Lynn is just as clueless as Hart is, just not as tyrannical. NWM-Habbakuk is basically Project Acoustic Kitty, dumb to begin with, will fail spectacularly.

(also I'm not slandering your writing, I think it's amazing! I'm looking forward for the next!)

New Westmore wrote:Less an actual child soldier force, more a fked up test to see if NMW-Habbakuk even works to begin with

TEP has fallen, millions must haha grape

Grape live public execution

Illiricium wrote:Grape live public execution

load the grape into the guillotine

New Westmore wrote:load the grape into the guillotine

Broke: They did surgery on a grape

Woke: They did French Revolution on a grape

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