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Post self-deleted by Altmoras.

Altmoras wrote:3 days is the default.
I usually run them for 2.
Pretty much everyone who actually answers the poll does so in the first 36 hours or so.

*faceplam*

ENDORSE ME!!! I WISH TO BE MORE POWERFULL!!!!!!!!

Loftegen, Union of antartica, Lake flotillas, and Adytus

Altmoras wrote:It's a sexist and racist policy that I can guarantee will be practiced by the party in choosing their nominee.
"Last name ends in a vowel" is the way politicians and political analysts try to PC up the fact that they are looking for someone who is Latino.

Ah! Thank you for explaining.

I just noticed that someone has stolen my Trump for President yard sign. Undoubtedly the handiwork of some open-minded progressive leftist who cherishes everyone's right to free speech.* Jokes on him, though: I just went on donaldjtrump.com and bought four more! I'd like to thank whoever stole my sign for helping finance Mr. Trump's campaign! XD

*unless it was some kids pranking a Democrat teacher by filling his yard with Republican signs, like we did when I was in highschool.

Treadwellia and Adytus

Loftegen wrote:I just noticed that someone has stolen my Trump for President yard sign. Undoubtedly the handiwork of some open-minded progressive leftist who cherishes everyone's right to free speech.* Jokes on him, though: I just went on donaldjtrump.com and bought four more! I'd like to thank whoever stole my sign for helping finance Mr. Trump's campaign! XD
*unless it was some kids pranking a Democrat teacher by filling his yard with Republican signs, like we did when I was in highschool.

Although the Great and Rotund Tubbius of Treadwellia does not really get involved with real-world politics much, He certainly finds this amusing. However, He does believe that Mr. Trump likely doesn't need terribly much help financing anything, in all honesty. Much thought will be given to this idea, with many accompanying, "Mmph mmph"s.

Loftegen

Loftegen wrote:I just noticed that someone has stolen my Trump for President yard sign. Undoubtedly the handiwork of some open-minded progressive leftist who cherishes everyone's right to free speech.* Jokes on him, though: I just went on donaldjtrump.com and bought four more! I'd like to thank whoever stole my sign for helping finance Mr. Trump's campaign! XD
*unless it was some kids pranking a Democrat teacher by filling his yard with Republican signs, like we did when I was in highschool.

I steal trump yard signs, Loft. It could have been me. xD

Loftegen

Adytus wrote:I steal trump yard signs, Loft. It could have been me. xD

What a jerk! Gimme back my sign! :D

Adytus

Loftegen wrote:What a jerk! Gimme back my sign! :D

Bringing the total to 5 yard signs? Does your yard have room for that much trump? Haha.

THIS JUST IN! LOFTEGEN'S NEIGHBOURHOOD POPULATION HAS DECREASED BY 64% DUE TO MULTIPLE PHOTOS OF THE LOVECHILD OF A JAR OF MAYO AND A BOTTLE OF HONEY LEMON HOT SAUCE APPEARING IN HIS FRONT YARD, CNN SAYS

San andrewa wrote:ENDORSE ME!!! I WISH TO BE MORE POWERFULL!!!!!!!!

You already clean my litterbox.

Altmoras wrote:Yeah, the Republican Governor makes a temporary appointment.

No way the democrats give up a seat on the senate. Especially when everything the Clinton campaign does is focus grouped and they already have one woman.

Clinton Veep will be a dude 100%. 70% odds he's a generic white dude with a generic white name. 30% his last name ends in a vowel.

Altmoras wrote:It's a sexist and racist policy that I can guarantee will be practiced by the party in choosing their nominee.

"Last name ends in a vowel" is the way politicians and political analysts try to PC up the fact that they are looking for someone who is Latino.

That's exactly how it works. It's called marketing. Just ask Max -- he used to do that before becoming a (world) reknown author.

Loftegen wrote:I just noticed that someone has stolen my Trump for President yard sign. Undoubtedly the handiwork of some open-minded progressive leftist who cherishes everyone's right to free speech.* Jokes on him, though: I just went on donaldjtrump.com and bought four more! I'd like to thank whoever stole my sign for helping finance Mr. Trump's campaign! XD

*unless it was some kids pranking a Democrat teacher by filling his yard with Republican signs, like we did when I was in highschool.

We used to do this with other people's garbage cans. That way you weren't dependent on an election cycle.

#MakeAlunyaMouseAgain

>^,,^<
Alunya

Loftegen and Adytus

RIP VIDEOGAME SPACESHIP #1 AND VIDEOGAME SPACESHIP #2

Medofasia wrote:RIP VIDEOGAME SPACESHIP #1 AND VIDEOGAME SPACESHIP #2

What is that?

I was playing a videogame and i had two spaceships and they both were exploded.

It's Tim Kaine.

Makes sense, of the shortlist he was the most generic possible.

Clinton/Kaine also has a good ring to it.

Funkadelia

Adytus wrote:Bringing the total to 5 yard signs? Does your yard have room for that much trump? Haha.

Somebody stole the first one, so I put out my second one (you have to buy two at a time); now that's been pinched, so I had to order at least two to get a replacement; and it's entirely possible that someone will steal the new ones as well. Best to be prepared!

Adytus

The kotchevanian union

Does anyone know if you can delete your country? I'm thinking of restarting my country.

The kotchevanian union wrote:Does anyone know if you can delete your country? I'm thinking of restarting my country.

Just make a new one.

The kotchevanian union

Altmoras wrote:Just make a new one.

Yeah, I am but can you delete the one you already have?

The kotchevanian union wrote:Yeah, I am but can you delete the one you already have?

Nope, just don't log in for a month and it will cease to exist.

k

It made it to vote!

Adytus

It has jumped out to a 99% to 1% start in the first 6 minutes. I feel like it is a sign that it will fail. This is what life does to me.....

If the embassy request meant anything to us, we will vote for Repeal Condemn the Pacific

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